Recently VitaMN came out with a list of the best stuff in
the cities, best coffee, best cocktail, best museum, best undiscovered neighborhood
etc. And while they did give a little blurb arguing their choice, I decided
long ago to quest on my own for the greatest coffee shop. So as I find ever new
locations to add to this list, I think that the benchmarks for what makes a
great coffee shop great, should remain the same. (As I add, I will try to group
via neighborhood)
Also: if I am missing benchmarks which are VITAL for coffee
shop evaluation, let me know!
1)
Great plain black brew: Fancy cocktail-like
beverages are great and all, but the true judge of any shop’s quality is in the
plain brown beverage.
2)
Menu/what snazzy item makes them unique:
Everyone has something that makes them special…so does every shop. What is it
known for, and is it good?
3)
Easy access to outlets: What can I say, I am a
student and I am judging you.
4)
General atmosphere: date-y, study haven or does
the shop cater mostly to the commuter addicts (in-out no time to chat)
5)
Décor
6)
Price and Wifi
7)
Most likely to hear when eavesdropping
Neighborhood:
Uptown
Uncommon Grounds
1)
Maybe it was the time I went…but meh. Nothing
special
2)
Chai: They even advertise on the awesome-ness of
their chai. They have several flavors from plain to Pumpkin or Coconut. These
are good. Also, the giant slabs of cake are pretty good.
3)
This depends. Upstairs I would whole heartedly
agree, in fact it is a go-to place to study, as there are plenty of plugs and
tables. Downstairs however, fat chance.
4)
Again this depends. Downstairs, with its dim
lighting, and smooth music, comfy chairs screams DATE ME. Upstairs is more
utilitarian with a motley assortment of tables, plenty of plugs and light from
both windows and lamps. This is a big chunk of why I like to study here, but
only if I can be upstairs.
5)
Again there is a split. The downstairs reflects
what one would expect from the Victorian exterior, velvet and dim
romantic-ness. Upstairs is again utilitarian, and fairly plain.
6)
Price: $-$$ depending on what you get. There is
a $5 minimum on cards, but one Chai should run you well over that. Wifi is
free.
7)
Something vaguely hipster-yish….so maybe “I
liked breathing, before it was cool”
Plan B
1)
Yes. I have to agree…this is the place where I
became hooked on caffeine
2)
Tripper’s Revenge, and dive-bar come coffee
house vibe. Again, the tripper’s revenge with its saccharine and caffeine punch
that knocks the exhaustion out of you, was my first coffee beverage…I may be
biased
3)
No. There are not a ton plugs.
4)
Funky coffee house…what you would expect of
uptown
5)
Funky art, random garage-sale furniture
6)
Price $ wifi-umm yes
Hipster girl #1: You ate all the
fucking hummus again!
Hipster girl #2: No, YOU ate all the hummus!
Hipster girl #1: Why would I eat all the hummus?
Hipster girl #2: No, YOU ate all the hummus!
Hipster girl #1: Why would I eat all the hummus?
Neighborhood:
Dinkytown
Purple Onion
1)
Yum! Although I may be influenced by the fact
that desperation for caffination often drives me here, but still tasty.
2)
Being the purple onion…I do not know.
3)
Yes. This is right next to the University of MN,
and the Onion both knows and recognizes the major needs of its primary
demographic
4)
Clean, Open and nice. Not cozy, but comfortable
and a place designed for students.
5)
Snazzier than other student coffee shops, but
not swanky.
6)
Price: $, Wifi Free with password
7)
As it is the closest stop to the Peik, a LOT of
education majors hang here….so probably something along the lines of….”Wow,
that is a great way to differentiate based on Language proficiency, while still
maintaining the same higher order thinking skills as ascribed in Bloom’s
Taxonomy”
Neighborhood: Cathedral
Hill (Oh yes People, St. Paul has coffee shops too)
Nina’s
1)
Yum and
a great variety.
2)
Famous
for a few things – one: the name. It is pronounced N-ay-n-ah’s, and named after
one of St. Paul’s most famous madams. two: The neighborhood atmosphere that it
cultivates – there is a sign that says something along the lines of ‘This isn’t the bus, if there is an empty
seat take it – share tables with strangers’ three: I forgot.
3)
So-so.
There are a few along the benches, but either they fill up fast or there is not
a ton of space for computer and books.
4)
Clean,
genial atmosphere, like the bar on Cheers….although if you are a stranger
sometimes it does feel like you are walking into someone else’s neighborhood
bar.
5)
Clean,
interesting art, including some stained glass.
6)
Price:
$-$$, Wifi – Yes
7)
St. Paul
pride here, it is reflected in the name. Nina’s also sits above the original
Common Good Books, and attracts a literary crowd…so maybe something along the
lines of “Hmm I usually love the figurative language of (fill in local author’s name here), but I was
disappointed that the latest book spent two chapters in Minneapolis.”
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